I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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