Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
