Well apparently he's into motor boating.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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