so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The air was thick with penises
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
