Your tits are I can't wait for
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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