OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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