You surviving the open bar?
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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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