Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
