On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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