Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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