Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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