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Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
17 year olds will be the death of me.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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