He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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