Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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