id be glad to
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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