My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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