4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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