This is not my ceiling
i was born a porn star she said
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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