Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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