It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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