So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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