K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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