He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
So. Much. Porn.
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