I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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