Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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