and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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