Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
