OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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