when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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