dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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It all started with a game of naked twister.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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