Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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