the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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