Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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