I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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