So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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