So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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