The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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