it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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