Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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