That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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