i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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