yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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