Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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