Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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