Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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