how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We talked him into tasing himself.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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