u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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