There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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