I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
But theres a keg here and me gusta
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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