the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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