you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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