Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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