I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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