belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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