Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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