just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
time to smoke my breakfast
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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